Saturday, December 7, 2013

Cold Weather Should Lead To More Writing


It was recently brought to my attention by my life-partner,
"Snacks McGee"...


 ...that I have been lazy as shit in providing content for this blog. Even for a low-level hack such as myself, posting mostly YouTube videos seems a little dated...like way back in 2009.

As the mercury continues to drop and my enthusiasm for cold weather riding follows suit, I fully intend to interject more originality into my posts. In the mean time, this being Cyclocross season, here's an always funny video...I'm not so sure Joey's okay.


Friday, November 22, 2013

I Feel Better About The Future Of Our Youth


The best Tool cover you've ever heard...Long live rock!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

I Got Bronchitis...



Make sure you stay for the remix after the report.

Forty Seven Miles And A Bump In The road


The following is a prepared statement from Mongo Pusher. There will be no questions...

I would like to apologize to the entire squirrel and forest-rodent community for my participation today in an accident which resulted in the untimely death of one of their own. There was no intent, malice, or negligence on my part during or prior to the incident. The deceased though, was seen weaving erratically from side to side moments before the collision...so there are still unanswered questions about the sobriety and mental state of the quadruped. My riding partner and witness on the day, who happens to be a Masters 45+ cyclocross superstar and therefore is quite familiar with nature, though he would probably testify under oath that he actually saw nothing, indicated with a knowing glance that the squirrel definitely "had it coming".

Monday, October 28, 2013

Fire On The Mountains: Seasons End


Well, in years past, Mongo would regale the readers with outtakes from the weekly Smyrna Bicycles team ride...referred to on this blog as the "23/2300 Hammerfest". But, with my literary absence and the fast approach of early darkness, tonight was the last official ride of 2013. I feel the best way to summarize the year is with a Haiku.

Everyone was fast
Mongo faster than a few
Try again next year


Thursday, October 24, 2013

AK47 Update: Auf Wiedersehen


Mongo's favorite alleged doper and the "Teflon Don" of controversy, Andreas Kloden, has called it a career. If the officials in pro cycling really want some insight into the glory days of doping...talk to this guy. He's ridden with the best of them. (T-Mobile...Astana...Radio Shack)

Greg Lemond Is The Man


It needs to be stated right off the bat that Mongo cannot stand Lance Armstrong. I was onto his game from the early days, and I have expressed my opinion on this subject, both privately and publicly, on many occasions. In my eyes, the horse named "Mellow Johnny" is now getting what he had coming and suffering the consequences of being the greatest fraud in sporting history. The horse is dead...and Mongo is done beating it.

That being said, it seems that many of the Armstrong apologists have turned their ignorance and vitriol towards Greg Lemond.

Lemond appeared on CNN recently and recounted his experiences with LA and interjected his opinions on cycling performances with and without doping. What clearly angered most delusional supporters was the claim by Lemond that LA would only have been a Top 30 finisher in the Tour de France without his doping exploits.

The party line seems to be..."Yeah, Lance doped, cheated, lied, bribed UCI officials, manipulated his teammates, bullied and financially ruined people,(Including Lemond and his bicycle brand, along with threatening to reveal Lemond's childhood sexual abuse), and shrouded all of this behind the protection of his cancer and the Livestrong foundation...but, Greg Lemond should stop acting like a whiny, bitter old man because it makes him look petty and tarnishes his legacy." Are you fucking kidding me!?

Greg Lemond stood up to injustice and fraud. From the very beginning he paid a definitive personal and professional price by being one of the lone dissenting voices in the LA fairy tale...and history has proven him right. He is a hero in Mongo's eyes...both on and off the bike.