Cyril "The spunky six-cylinder" Dessel does his best Jens Voigt and executes a perfect solo breakaway from the lead group to win today's stage.
The Dauphine Libere, or in English, The Free Dolphin Movement, is really good this year. With only a few stages to go, there are three big contenders in play.
1. Alejandro Valverde...Injury prone, Spanish, Monobrow.
2. Cadel Evans...Wheel sucker, Australian, High-pitched voice.
3. Levi Leipheimer...Short, American, Bald.
Mongo is going to go out on a limb and predict that L.L. will turn it up to a hoe nuvah leval and somehow win this be'atch.
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