Mongo has already expressed his displeasure in the demise of "hotness" surrounding the hostesses at this year's Tour de France, but in all fairness to these hard working (kissing, clapping, handing over flowers) ladies, I thought I would rank them based solely on their looks and the jersey they represent.
#5...Polka Dot Jersey (KOM)
#4...Green Jersey (Points)
#3...Maillot Jaune (Winner)
#1...White Jersey (Best Young Rider)