I never liked Greg Norman. Back in the 80's and 90's, when he was Tiger Woods before Tiger was Tiger Woods, he acted like a dick. Sure he had talent, but he wasn't very endearing, and nobody really felt bad for him when he had all those Majors yanked out from under him...It's funny how time changes things.
Norman will start the final round tomorrow as the leader of the British Open...at age 53! In what has been a brutal test of weather and nerves, he has played superbly. There's no reason for his great play. He doesn't compete much at all, and his last professional win came over ten years ago. Maybe he's just trying to impress his new chick.
Oh yeah, he married "America's sweetheart", Chris Evert, a little over three weeks ago. Mongo was a big fan of Chrissie back in the day. Her epic matches with manwoman, Martina Navratilova, were always entertaining and she was, and is to this day, pretty hot.
I hope Norman wins tomorrow. He's a multi-gazillionaire who's probably still a dick, but it would be such a great story. He would be the oldest Major champion of all time and it would redeem his historic choke in the '96 Masters... and he's married to Chrissie.
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