Sunday, August 16, 2009

What's New In Douchey?: The Sunday Ride


Mongo had a great ride today. I went out fairly early to beat the bad weather, put in 35 miles at a 19+ average, and had a few satisfying smackdown wins. More importantly though, I came across a new breed of poseur.

1. Black steel road bike with a smattering of cnc gold "bling" all over.
2. Looks like a fixie but actually has a derailleur and cassette with the single gold chainring.
3. Deep-dish gold rims.
4. Brooks saddle "and" saddle bag.
5. Full Assos kit.
6. Marco Pantani bandana.(No helmet)
7. White SIDI's
8. Steel water bottle
9. Slow
10. What a maroon!

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