Mongo has received valuable insight over the past couple of days from various knowledgeable sources concerning my recent performances, or lack thereof, on the bike. Though opinions vary on the medical consequences of my depleted training, the one thing that everyone can agree on is that Mongo is acting like a big pussy.
Just the same way that "Pimpin' ain't easy", cycling at a fairly high level also ain't easy. It requires commitment, consistency, and a lot of hard work. Mongo has done none of this lately, so I need to STFU and get out there and do it. I'm in for 50 tomorrow!